damonjustisntfunny.com

If you think that the purpose of this website is to give me an outlet for sharing my music and writing and to encourage me to further pursue these endeavors, you are mistaken.

If you believe I will be more motivated to write prose and create more guitar riffs because I can post my work for the demanding eyes of the public, you are misguided.

If you think, however, that all of this is some terrific front and that, in fact, of all the time I spend on this website one percent of it is actually devoted to creative endeavors, you would winning the tea kettle, bronze tongs, and garlic press.

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I suspect that, any day now, I will receive a virtual mailbag worth of emails and comments all espousing the same curious and perplexed interest that you all undoubtedly share. Certainly, up to this point, you have been barely able to withstand the urge to call me and immediately inquire on the subject. In fact: I suspect that “the network” is unable to handle the current electronic outcry, which, due the general silence on my end would imply, must be overwhelming the servers even as I type this. Read all of this post »