Comments on: Happy New Year! http://www.damonjustisntfunny.com/blog/happy-new-year/ Tue, 03 Aug 2010 10:12:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Damon http://www.damonjustisntfunny.com/blog/happy-new-year/comment-page-1/#comment-8334 Damon Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:39:28 +0000 http://www.damonjustisntfunny.com/blog/happy-new-year/#comment-8334 I believe that checking this site three to four times a week is one of defining characteristics of a "tortured soul" as described by the DSM IV. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting this long and would promise to post more often but I don't want to add to your suffering (such that it is). Maybe Bill can lay down some "un"-tortured bass tracks to my guitar plucking tunes? That would only add to my happiness, however, and, perhaps, would not bode well for future postings on this site. I believe that checking this site three to four times a week is one of defining characteristics of a “tortured soul” as described by the DSM IV.

I’m sorry to have kept you waiting this long and would promise to post more often but I don’t want to add to your suffering (such that it is).

Maybe Bill can lay down some “un”-tortured bass tracks to my guitar plucking tunes? That would only add to my happiness, however, and, perhaps, would not bode well for future postings on this site.

]]> By: Ursula http://www.damonjustisntfunny.com/blog/happy-new-year/comment-page-1/#comment-8332 Ursula Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:01:38 +0000 http://www.damonjustisntfunny.com/blog/happy-new-year/#comment-8332 At the risk of exposing my hopeful and naive nature, I have regularly been checking this blog over the course of the past year. By "regularly", I mean three or four times a week! Sadly, my hope was destroyed by the words "My Way, Right Away" time and time again. It was with surprise and wonder that I read the title "Happy New Year". In fact, I did a double-take. I was pleased to learn that you were not dead in a ditch somewhere. I was likewise sorry to learn that happiness brings you such angst. Poor Damon! Bill maintains that he never became a rock star because his soul just wasn't tortured enough. I think that having an "un"tortured soul is, as Martha Stewart so blandly puts it, "a good thing". I believe you, Mr. Optimizer, are exploring your options. xoxo At the risk of exposing my hopeful and naive nature, I have regularly been checking this blog over the course of the past year. By “regularly”, I mean three or four times a week! Sadly, my hope was destroyed by the words “My Way, Right Away” time and time again.
It was with surprise and wonder that I read the title “Happy New Year”. In fact, I did a double-take.
I was pleased to learn that you were not dead in a ditch somewhere. I was likewise sorry to learn that happiness brings you such angst. Poor Damon!
Bill maintains that he never became a rock star because his soul just wasn’t tortured enough. I think that having an “un”tortured soul is, as Martha Stewart so blandly puts it, “a good thing”. I believe you, Mr. Optimizer, are exploring your options.
xoxo

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